Brown's Electrical Contractors

Shocking Results!

Kevin Brown is a local hero, known for his intellect and his ability! He managed to repair my faulty electrics with a breeze, thanks to his incredibly genius levels of intelligence!

His genius isn't ONLY restricted to his electrical abilities! No! His ability to manipulate the system to avoid paying additional tax is beyond compare! Turning your second home into a business is a life saver! Even did it myself!

This has been an absolute disaster. I've traveled here after buying a second home with my wife and two daughters. Shelly, my wife, quickly found that the electricity in our new abode was faulty. Our children did not respond well. So I went to Google and, what luck, this business was nearby!

Except... it is not a business.

I called, and got no answer. I took a drive over to the listed address. I was confused to discover it was a neighborhood, much like the one I moved into. I checked the address again before taking a closer look. I wandered into a tiny park, and for a moment I figured you were running this establishment out of this place! An electric company, featuring a slide, how unique!

But no. Upon further inspection, it seemed like just another second home, but I wanted to give it a try. I knocked a few times, and waited a couple minutes. Dead silence. It was clear nobody was coming to answer the door. I hadn't brought my phone, so I had no better entertainment while I waited than the swings in the park. I kept swinging as high as I could in attempts to see you, Mr. Brown.

Of course, I got rather peckish after such labour and went back to my car to get the spag bol I packed for lunch. It had been a long drive from Leicester after all! I sat at the swings to have my lunch. I had forgotten my spork at home, but luckily for me, I always keep my silver spoon handy. It was almost peaceful. Until a fly nosedived into the sauce. I watched the fly swim around in my sauce - it was a hypnotic display of twitching and swaying. Similar to my wife. After giving up and heading home, my wife told me she was worried sick! I was out for three whole hours!

What a gigantic waste of my time! Blast, I could have found a way to fix it myself with all that time. I wouldn't have written a one star review for an offense from one day. No, I called again the next! Frequently, might I add! and still... nothing. How do you expect to get clients if you do not accept them?!

Sincerely, a very disappointed Dave Williams.

Just travelled to North Wales from Shrewsbury! Needed an electrical contractor in my second home. Thank god for Kev Brown.