The Priory Academy LSST

helo. this school is exquisite in every sense of the word if i do say so myself, with only the finest bacon baps and pasta 'n cheese money can buy in the incredibly luxurious canteen down near english called the shed. it was a great shed, quite literally. mustve cost all of £200 from B&Q. the computers here are powered only by the most powerful and up to date PC towers with 7 year old processors, which allow us to stream brilliant videos at an incredible 0.2 FPS and 240p

One time I got my coat taken off me in the middle of winter, -3 and snowing to the point that the school closed mid day, all because it was black and not blue. Not sure why I'm writing this I'm 23 years old and left in 2013.

This school provides a complex experience.If you are reading my review that means you have dug through the trolls and idiots to find a genuine review from a genuine student in 2022. This school holds a high standard and punishes those who misbehave swiftly and promptly. The school allows you to choose to be a hard worker or a disruptive monster. The school allows you to make the choices needed for adulthood. This is a warming school full of nice people, I have met some great friends for life here.A warming place for all.

Lsst is a lovely school which is known for its planetarium which was very necessary for its success as a school. The food contained within its walls is smashingly brilliant and can only be described as perfect. Teachers are great except for the nonces among them who you have a 50/50 chance of meeting. Apart from the biological hazards and stabbings the students at lsst are kind and loving souls. A good example of these is a classic quote of ‘Mr Ruben jolith touched me’ this clearly shows the joys of going to lsst.
One redeeming thing about lsst is its ccf where you can get free food from the general public on Remembrance Day. Overall lsst is a banging school which I would highly recommend as your chances of getting out of Lincoln are slightly higher than other places.

Most overrated school in Lincoln but that doesn't mean it's bad.

My time here has certainly had its ups and downs. Despite LSST's issues however, I must say the quality of the education is rather good and the facilities available are quite impressive.

Drugs haven't seemed to be an issue inside of the school, people tend to keep it outside. Vaping is limited to the toilets.

Safeguarding issues aren't dealt with very well however, judging by the rumours that went around the sixth form - "lack of evidence", "background processes" or some other bull.

It's the best option for a Lincoln school, it performs very well compared to the others and decently nationally.

if i had £1 for every time i was called emo for simply wearing a mask i would have a net worth equivalent to bill gates if i didnt go into massive debt from buying 10,000 cartons of strawberry milk every day, one time i had a sub in maths who looked like a knock off jesus so me and my friend spent the entire lesson making nicknames for him, the most accurate was probably discord mod jesus, or hippie jesus.

Such a good school! Come here

I am obliged to write this review about the Priory Academy LSST for the schools representation. Firstly, I would to like to offer my expertise on the school's potato snacks nowadays commonly referred to as 'Chips'. I find these widely known delectables immaculate, especially when drizzled with curry sauces. And perhaps an exquisite Radnor Fizz to wash it down. However, I find it truthfully unamusing that these luscious snacks only are purchasable on the weekday known as Friday. I express my gratitude that you have pursued and read through this review, Good day reader!