Altoria Nightclub
45 Warwick St, Leamington Spa CV32 5JX, United Kingdom
2.8
108 reviews
8 comments
7FR7+R5 Leamington Spa, United Kingdom
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Monday: Close
Tuesday: 22–3
Wedneasday: Close
Thursday: 22–3
Friday: 22–3
Saturday: 22–3
Sunday: Close
Tuesday: 22–3
Wedneasday: Close
Thursday: 22–3
Friday: 22–3
Saturday: 22–3
Sunday: Close
Once we arrived the staff took ages to serve us . They looked like they didn't want to be there. They all stood in a line by the bar chewing gum and where on there phones. This created a very negative atmosphere.
Food was bland. The Chowder tasted like it had been reheated in a microwave. so did the corn in the cob, which was dry and stuck to the roof your mouth. The meat also had the problem of being dry and chewy.
To top if off the toilets were filthy and looked like they hadn't been cleaned in a week.
I won't be returning
All throughout the whole place needs a considerable update and very deep clean. There is no food anymore that I saw and if there were I wouldn't eat it, just shabby floors for bar and dancing. The roof garden looked like it has last been treated to any level of TLC about 10 years ago, a damp mess.
The bar staff were acceptable at best under staffed and painfully slow. The plastic glasses were old and it looked like the only time they got cleaned was when alcohol went in them.
I over heard some guys who appeared to be the owners discussing someone else who they discussed disparagingly and said should be dismissed!!
When the lights went down they filled the place with smoke to the point it was like a fire training exercise. Clearly it's a hit and run money making scheme. Wipe your feet on the way out is my advise!
Not all rooms are always open, sometimes is just one of it or two. Sticky dance floor, old interior, light effects, sound, toilets... everything needs an update!
Music upstairs INCREDIBLY loud - like painfully loud.