Secrets 1 Hammersmith

Took my wife and kids for a relaxing holiday to England from America. Stumbled across this place and saw the advertisement of table dancing- I've always thought that British people were a bit stuck up so to find a place where people let their hair down a bit and party so this place seemed perfect to take the family.

The bad experience started as soon as I walked through the door. Instead of the all-American welcome I'm used to, the doorman and the lady that checked us in kept giving us strange looks, almost as if we were not supposed to be there. I get that we're American and a bit of an outsider, but did they really have to treat us like such outsiders? I was also shocked to find that they did no discount on the entry fee for my two kids, Brad (12) and Chad (9), which meant that the total cost for us came to 80 great british pounds- I'm not sure what the standard rate around here is so I didn't argue.

Once we made it inside, I was absolutely shocked to see just how lax the staff are in enforcing the dress code. The female partygoers in this establishment had very little on, some of them where even naked! From watching British shows like the Only Way Is Essex, I get that British ladies are sometimes a bit less modest in their appearance, but surely there reaches a point where the security should step in to force them to show a bit more respect to their fellow guests and, quite frankly, themselves.

After me and my wife covered the eyes of our two boys to prevent their good Christian upbringing from being corrupted, we promptly made our way to the exit. This was our first visit to England and, after tonight, we certainly won't be returning. I would recommend that British ladies learn from the United States, the cultural capital of the world, in how to handle themselves on a night out because, if their conduct tonight were anything to go by, their behaviour is nothing short of embarrassing.

The manager, Elena, is an absolute gem. She's the type of person you'd wish to be there. She made me feel so comfortable and there is no way to appreciate other than saying thank you and recommend it for anyone around

Plain awful nowadays. It used to be fun, they used to have good girls around, and decent service. Not anymore, barely any girls around, they are asking for £120 for a lap dance, and the service is terrible. If you are looking to end your night with disappointment, it is the place to be. Otherwise, you are better off doing anything else and being elsewhere.

Really pathetic environment, manager and staff only interested selling the drink, girls response not very well...and it's good for us because all are senior so please think before the visit.

As per my opinion 😞

Where to start! I was auditioning at this club and I had the hardest time being new. The Lady manager probably the worst person I’ve met in my life , very rude and totally out of order how she treated me. Sadly the club also needs a clean and a renovation. Wouldn’t even give a 1 star. I would avoid and go else where!

Most racist and stuck establishments I’ve ever been to, employees will act as they are the manager to get their agenda across. If you’re black don’t even bother you won’t be let in at 2 and when it gets to 3 you’ll be golf policy says no entry at 3. They may even use the no tracksuit line even tho you’re not wearing any just as the cherry on the top.

You want a good time without being ripped off and actually have a convo, don’t go for Eastern European girls. Rule of every stripclub in London.

Not a bad club few nice girls in there shame they never came over to the vip section we paid for ,so the drinks menu is around around 300-600 a bottle of vodka champagne etc , and double vodka and coke is £15 a bit watery , bouncers are alright probably because I was bigger then three of them there 😂 dances are around 60 quid cash but if using card they make it 100 plus a 15 quid club charge

Entry is 20 quid pp Was alright night no drama