La Pizzeria
32, 32 Clytha Park Rd, Newport NP20 4NZ, United Kingdom
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HXPW+VP Newport, United Kingdom
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Restaurant service: Food ordered 70mins prior to the delivery ETA. After circa 10 mins a call stating that either I will have it straight away (within 15 mins) or they won't deliver at all. As a result, food was 45 mins EARLY.
Food quality: "La pizzeria" is announced as as a "local legend". Either people have never tasted anything even resembling a pizza or most of the reviews are fake. In the last 5 years I have never had worse. In UK I have never ever had worse - and that includes frozen pizzas from the supermarkets.
Dough was old, at least a day old or maybe two (imho).
TASTE: cardboard meets worn out rubber tyre. Cheese - I have my doubt if it even was cheese, not some palm oil dyed cheese analog. Absolutely tasteless, half solid yellow mass. Amount of toppings - borderline between very little and little, but their quality - beef decent, pepperoni - noticed 5 slices (50p coin size) of that on a 14!! inch pizza, diced chicken ok, salami - could find even one slice... but ham - take paper towel, put it into water, dye it red, dice it.. that's about it. Herbs and spices - not a trace.
This thing went to the bin after several bites from 5 different slices.
Whoever created this thing posing as a food, should be whipped in local square in my opinion and then branded.
Hungry for a pizza in Newport? - go ANYWHERE, but here, even local convenience store to buy a frozen pizza.