I once saw a guy called Jehovah break into a drug store screaming 'I have to disinfect my racoon pouch or Chiltern Hills Academy's school meals won't have any meat in them'. When the police showed up I realised that that guy wasn't doing anything particularly bad so I said 'I didn't see anything happen' of course this was a lie. Three days pass and this story is bubbling up inside me I just have to tell someone. All the people I walked up to saying that 'I witnessed Jehovah doing something' ran away screaming so I decided to write a book about it anonymously. Did not realise that it would blow up this big and become a whole religion thing. Guess I should have put my name on the book.
Duncan Murray
Great place for a meeting!
Tim Growe
Marion West
As well as enjoying up building association with loving, caring people I learn how to apply Bible teachings in my life, how the Bible relates to our times, and my faith in God is conti ually strengthened. I love ,that all new comers are made to feel welcome, many of whom come for the 30 minute public talk on Sundays :10.am and 1pm. No collections are ever taken. The kingdom Hall itself is very clean and comfortable, with good amenities
Three days pass and this story is bubbling up inside me I just have to tell someone. All the people I walked up to saying that 'I witnessed Jehovah doing something' ran away screaming so I decided to write a book about it anonymously. Did not realise that it would blow up this big and become a whole religion thing. Guess I should have put my name on the book.
I love ,that all new comers are made to feel welcome, many of whom come for the 30 minute public talk on Sundays :10.am and 1pm.
No collections are ever taken.
The kingdom Hall itself is very clean and comfortable, with good amenities