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Humphrey's Of Allington

Unit 10 Mid Kent Shopping Centre, Castle Rd, Maidstone ME16 0PU, United Kingdom

Humphrey's Of Allington
Fish and chips takeaway
4.2
103 reviews
8 comments
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7FPW+HV Maidstone, UK
+44 1622 609909
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Lee Mumbles
Lee Mumbles
A good local chippy. We use it fairly infrequently but have never had a bad meal. Fish and chips seems more expensive than I would imagine but I think this place is about average compared to other local shops. Place always seems very clean. Good portion sizes and is generally fairly busy.
Andrew maysey
Andrew maysey
Humphrey's seem to be doing everything right in these sad covid times. Service from the young girls working in the shop was excellent, very friendly and polite and our fish & chips was excellent.
One very happy and full family in my house.
Steph Curwood
Steph Curwood
The worst fish I have ever had, such a shame when it is supposed to be a treat.
Fish looked anaemic and was greasy beyond belief, I literally feel sick thinking about it again. The batter wasn't crispy in the slightest, I would actually describe it as slimy. The chips were OK although
a little cold (probably because we had them delivered though) and we were missing a portion.
The Customer Service on the phone was incredibly unprofessional, the female member of staff really couldn't care less. There was no apology or offer of recompense.
And owner before you think you are clever in responding to my review and attempt to write it off because my surname is the same as the previous negative review, yes I am the wife of the previous reviewer, but I am also entitled as a customer to review the product you provided to me. You don't appear to take constructive criticism well but as you have said in your previous responses that you rely on honest and sincere feedback I thought this might help.
Margaret Ashwood
Margaret Ashwood
Excellent fish and chips. Have been using this shop for years, and have never had poor service, and always great quality fish and chips. A treasure for our community!
Fred Gogle
Fred Gogle243 days ago
UPDATE 4 JULY 2022
I ordered 1x xtra large cod and 1 large portion of chips which I shared with my other half (NOTE this was a very fulfilling meal) , this was ample for both of us. The quality was excellent, one of the best fish and chips I have ever had. If I get the same quality of food and friendly customer service next time I visit, I will upgrade to 5stars.

The large cod and normal portion of chips was a real challenge, in the future I will order the small cod. If you are also visiting other retailers at the centre be aware that there are limitations on the time you can park your vehicle free of charge. Note when we shopped at Humphrey's we paid by Amex and saved £5 in their Shop Small promotion.
Dan Groves
Dan Groves2 years ago
Great local chippy by far proper fish and chip shop
Ellie H
Ellie H2 years ago
Amazing fresh fish and chips, such great service and really friendly staff. Have been using them for 4 years+ and they never disappoint. Thanks so much!
Bryan Orwell
Bryan Orwell2 years ago
Always good quality fish. Gluten free options Monday and Tuesday too. Good prices, The staff are friendly, full covid safe processes. Wouldn't buy my fish and chips anywhere else.
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