Nisa Local
188-192 Coldharbour Ln, London SE5 9QH, United Kingdom
4.3
123 reviews
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FV8X+JH London, United Kingdom
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Tried a free sample. Lovely.
Bought the 'California Crunchy Cooked Salmon'. DELICIOUS.
Upon returning to the rows of bottles holding that sweet sweet nectar the colour of the nicotine rain in a 3 day-used ashtray, that warning voice struck back: no James, the language here is clear - the word ANY is vitally and foundational operative - the rest of the information follows in slick step with this three letter invitation to utopia.
I again calmly referenced the language and rhetorical goals of the advertiser, to no avail with the salesperson. NO MIXING.
At this point, 10 minutes in to my unfolding Nisa encounter, the better angels of my nature won their war with the devil who wanted to sit on the sofa bloated after drinking approximately 1.8 litres of effluent tinged with still-raw grief of November's fallen leaves. And I didn't want the hassle, cos starting an argument over three ales with a salesperson at 10pm on a Monday is really very lame. Writing this is a much cooler thing to do.
So maybe, like change the sign or set up the till with the right transaction process for a mixed set of 3 ales? Thanks
Horrible place! Avoid!!!!!