Big Boys Cafe

Breakfast is everything. The beginning, the first thing. It is the mouthful that is the commitment to a new day, a continuing life -A. A. Gill
If this what defines your relationship with breakfast, then this might just be the place for you.
The idiom that breakfast is the most important meal of the day has been taken quite literally by this family-owned-and-run café where they serve up a pukka British gastro experience and with quantities to boot. Therefore, be aware, when you plan to be here then do ensure that you have enough real estate to enjoy every bit of it.
We happen to chance on this place while we were on our quest to find the cafes serving a wholesome full English. But we weren’t very sure if the trip would be worth it, and boy, how wrong were we. This quintessential café served us with a plate full of scrumptious, belly-filling and satisfying breakky that we had in the recent past. The Full aside it also offers a range of other eats such as paninis, rolls, baguettes, burgers, etc.
The junta often undermine and underestimate the offerings and value of a family-owned-and-run café. But this place proves it otherwise and this I think their loyal patrons reflect this. It has a very family-type environment which is the exact character of this café. It may not be a fancy-smanshy snooty café and doesn’t pretend to be one but what it offers it delivers, and in that, it is able to bring joy to all its customers.
Apart from the good food, the other thing that could surprise you is the spankingly clean bathroom which I think is the most underrated differentiator when it comes to defining good eateries. The understatement of decades on how a decent, well-kept, and well-appointed bathroom can add value to your business.
Greenford may not be in your way of the commute but in case you are nearby then it’s worth every penny that you would spend to get to this place. Nevertheless, if you want to have something more to do other than just visiting the café then add the ‘London Motorcycle Museum’, which is walking distance from the cafe, to your itinerary. This museum boasts over 170-period bikes from 1870 on and as it states on their site, ‘The museum has over 170 bikes and over 100 other exhibits on permanent display, plus many more in reserve. If you are interested in a specific bike, please contact us before coming to see it so we can make sure it is available (in some cases a donation to the museums charitable trust will be charged)’. So, if you are an enthusiast then it could be one very memorable trip and one which feeds not just your belly :)

Disclaimer: I personally haven’t been to the London Motorcycle Museum, just yet, and have added the respective content only to aid the reader.

Was working next door and could smell the food. Couldn't resist... Great menu.. Alot of choice. Good prices. The cafe is spotlessly clean. Has an airy feel. Staff are very polite and helpful... You can either order at the table or at the counter. My food was brought to the table in under ten minutes.. Food was hot and very tasty.... Will be going again and would recommend... Top cafe...!!

Really enjoyed my first time in here. Food was delicious, I thoroughly enjoyed my breakfast. Eggs perfectly runny and cooked properly. Happy customers all around. It's very clean and tidy, no delays on service even when busy, definitely family friendly. Food is well priced, will be coming here again.

Ordered using UberEats. Arrived quickly, and there was a lot of food!
They kindly changed over tomatoes for chips with no extra charge and provided condiments. Really happy with food will order again. Order was the big boys breakfast.

Superb breakfast cooked to perfection and friendly staff.

as if "traditional breakfast" wasnt overpriced enough and now has gone up to £9

a shame that the food is decent but you could make something way better with half the price

Best cafe around Greenford by far . Friendly welcoming staff who I believe are all family and are absolutely lovely . They even take time out to talk to there customers. The food is amazing ,very clean tidy and a lovely place to eat excellent quality 👌

A nice, clean family owned cafe. Friendly staff & Good food makes for a good experience every time. They even have a small outside sitting area at the back. Their jacket potatoes & traditional breakfasts are awesome Highly Recommended!