Bannisters Restaurant & Afternoon Tea
Vivary Way, Colne BB8 9NW, United Kingdom
3.5
38 reviews
8 comments
VR47+2Q Colne, United Kingdom
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Monday: 10–20
Tuesday: 10–20
Wedneasday: 10–20
Thursday: 10–20
Friday: 10–20
Saturday: 10–20
Sunday: 10–17
Tuesday: 10–20
Wedneasday: 10–20
Thursday: 10–20
Friday: 10–20
Saturday: 10–20
Sunday: 10–17
Awful food, had the Fleetwood platter which consisted of about 8 briney soggy prawns, a 1” square of Smoked salmon, 1/3 a fillet of Mackeral fillet,a cube of poached salmon that about 1.5” cubed, a 1” size piece of Melba toast, 1 large teaspoon of Mackeral Pate (with the crunch of calcified bones presented alongside a large leafy green salad with a sugary dressing for £12!
The mustard mayonnaise coleslaw was just a bland oily emulsion & the chips an odd texture that was neither crispy or soft.
The Passion fruit cheesecake was just some fluffy lightly flavoured whipped cream creation, the base was quite good for texture but the smattering of Passion coulis & 3 chunks of Mango gave the only burst of actual flavour.
I like cheesecake but that was almost pure cream, poor in texture & absent of any comfort food factor.
The Latte was like a used coffee cup had been swilled out with hot water & milk, no full flavour but an odd bitterness and my friend had a ‘soapy’ tasting Flat white.. (sadly only photo as we were not of the mind to take the pics initially).
We were asked how it was as they took the dishes away but they didn’t seem bothered which was why I wanted to leave some type of review.. the Fleetwood platter Ali’s being sold as a ‘main meal’ not a ‘light bite’ and as such is gutting for a hungry grown man but for an more mature customer with a much smaller appetite & larger wallet is probably just the thing.
Neither of us will be returning to eat here again & cannot recommend it as value for money or as good quality produced food.
Gutted as I am paying the bill for my friend as he was so let down & I had bigged it up from having had a previous good visit but quite a while since.
It has been absolutely embarrassing & really disappointing
We were told to order all our mains and pudding together as the place shut at 7 (we didn't know this) so we did. I ordered Chicken Tarragon. The chicken was dry and plastic on the edges and was just covered in sauce. Pointless returning as the kitchen staff were wanting to be off. My deep fried ice cream pudding was a let down. I didn't like the coating and the accompanying fruit was sour. My own personal preference.
The music went off at 18:50 so we asked for it to be put back on. This was IMPOSSIBLE as apparently it was on a timer. We didn't believe that so we went. Considering our bill was around £130 we left a very generous tip despite the rude service and pap food. Won't be going back.
From sweating on plate. Ask for large fish was small tastless and wet under batter (frozen) . Pea's cold . £25 for 2 meals not again till they change the chef..