Time & Plaice Dartford

I dined at this venue for the first time today, despite walking past it countless times on the way to the juicer.
I had high expectations due to reports from my business colleague, Nigel, but they were surpassed!
The menu has everything you need, from pie and chips to fish and chips. My friend took the pie and I went off piste by taking calamari and chips! It's astonishing that some people confuse calamari with onion rings in 2020. We were offered either mushy peas or garden peas with our dishes. We both selected the peas from the garden.
The food was absolutely brilliant and so was the service. We also enjoyed some great banter with Kev and Gill, who have recently returned to the UK after 11 years in Australia.
If you want good food and great banter, then Time and Plaice is your place!

Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face
Stars fill my dream
I'm a traveller of both time and plaice
To be where I have been
Sit with elders of the gentle race
This world has seldom seen
They talk of days for which they sit and wait
All will be revealed........

Lovely bit of grub. I had cod and chips here and it was one of the best meals I've had in a while.

Cod was tasty, batter crisp and golden and the chips also, good portion.

Ordered here for the first time hoping to find a nice local fish and chip shop and very disappointed. Chips were chewy and tough and fish didn’t taste fresh. I imagine it might have all been recooked. Not enjoyable.

What a jem....staff friendly... food delicious..with generous portions.. think this is my3rd time here and will be going again when I'm there...one not to be missed

We was passing by and decided to try Time & Plaice. Pleasantly surprised by the experience, waitress was friendly and food was decent (think fish & chips, pie & mash). Only thing I didn't like was delivery drivers (deliveroo etc) passing through the eating area to collect orders.. Minor thing.

Excellent pie mash and liquor-third time I have eaten here and would strongly recommend it. Jellied eels also as a side spot on.

Waitress lovely. Place clean but unfortunately pie n mash not nice. Sorry.

Been getting my fish and chips from here for years. Never had any issues and the food has always been good.